Tuesday 29 January 2008

Einstein shmeinstein

today i watched airport and laughed the msot i have for a long while, thanks to an Indain women shuting at a man "my mother is dead" over and over. wrong to laugh i know.

will blog properly soon

my knee cap is blue
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Thursday 17 January 2008

Vince <3

Yesterday I meet possibly the coolist due i've ever meet. I want to Rachels and there he wasstaring back at me in the hall.

Vince Is a big fish with an attidude problem. He is alone in his tank once he had some fish friends but he ate them. See he is natrually a meat eater but rachel who is a vegetarian is trying to get him out of his meat eating ways and so feed him fish flakes. He has to be fed four times a day and apprently and when you do he can smell the meat of your fingers and tried to bite them. When you put food in his tank as well he swims to the bottom and then shoots himself at the food and jumps out the water at the top and if you don't fed him he jumps up and hits lid of the tank to let you know. Also once when rachels dad took the lid of the tank he jumped out and landed in a draw but they got a net and he survived.

He was named vince by my sister a few months ago.

I want a Vince. Anyway its about time i got ready to go to school really

bbbyyyyyeeee
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Sunday 13 January 2008

Oh my golly Gosh

Will somoone please make me 18 or able to drive. it would make my life a whole lot better. thats right if your reading this DVLA post my licence back you twits!!

i think coffee fumes have aafected me head today cus i've gone like majorly completly hyper.

I am also covered in ink after using my artistic meritin Ni'c birthday card. I also bought him a really cool present and if he dosn't like it ill have it back mr parkes.

My andrew is up a mountian this week on college based fun that i have had like 94837590736749 texts about so far moaning that he wants to come home. he had chicken and chips todaya nd apprently it was very dry. as i ssaid to him i will use this oppertunity to have lots of sex and party hard. hhahahahaha

goodbye my like 2 blog fans
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Tuesday 8 January 2008

Let's blog

Id had that damn song by Craig David Stuck in my head for weeks. But now finally Leeeeetts Daaaaance was repalced in my head this morning by (drum role)
Waaaaake me up before you go go.

soo whats been happening in mylfe?
really not that much its been taken over my geography revision and school. damn January exams i mocked the people that had some last year when i had none. i am re sitting an exam in englsih next wednesday on a book that i havent read for a year and even then didnt read the whole book.

oh how amusing.

and finally copying lucy i went to the shop today and i bought:
An anorak, a basketball, a coat, Dracula, an egg, fishfingers, a greenhouse, Haribo, ink, jewellery, a Kraftwerk CD, Lucozade, my mum, noodles, an organ, a prosthetic nose, something queer, rhubarb, Scrappy (,y dog dog), teabags, a ukelele, Vera, a wet wipe, xenophobia, a yetti, a zip, an anteater, bacon, a church, Diana's body and an emo.

Thursday 3 January 2008

First Blog!

Hello there I'm Josie and I'm a compulsive blogger! That fact that Nic shut the RV blog has been eating me up inside and i really need somewhere to ramble. This has lead to the creation of this blog. I'm still not happy with the aesthetics of it but hey does that matter as long as you can read the words?

well now i feel the need to talk about my festive period. So my Christmas day was OK. i spent it with the family including my two nans who do crack me up. i got various things including a new camera after mine broke due to some sand and some wind. i also got various boks and a shower radio so my shower is just as good as Nic's but like £1000 cheaper apart from i bet his dad hasn't tapped bin bags to the bottom to stop it from leaking.

boxing day started with breakfast at which my nan said penis so i had to laugh into a tissue. I then got my presents of Andy which included high school musical 1 and 2, sing star and underwear. He just couldn't help himself.

I bought new year in with Leah x2 Kelly and Andy. It was really fun and we played shots snakes and ladders that i seemed to get the most shots. Also Kelly lippett got really drunk and made us all laugh rather a lot.

I'm going to go now because I'm boring myself.
yours faithfully
Josie McLaren
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