"Look Josie, They're flying Josie"

After Nic called me a big homosexual and bullied me into blogging, here i am after pulling myself away from a geography geek orintated game of placing counteries on a map.

Well im back from the house ot Shaw to the boring house if Mclaren. where my mother accused me of being an alcholic becuase i have bacardi breezers in my wardrobe.

my mind is actually blank of things nto blog about which is strange from me. Appart from i do have to say that Girls aloud was the best night of my life. Me and kathryns seats were at the very back but we were sat behind two men who as my sister said "bats for the other team" which made it all better! we were on a boring row were they all sat down where as me and Kathryn stood up and danced and sung and screamed all night! and now i have a poster

Josie
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excitment

New people moved in over the road today. Brian who was my dads amte and an absolute ledge has moved out. He has gone to live with his new fiancee Fi in Hagley because its too rough around here. so far from what i have seen from the new people one has a mullet and was drinking beer in the road and he also appears to have a chavvy son.

Also in the Mclaren house we finally have the new coffe table. its huge and amount as big as the lounge.

Aaaaaand finally the mst important thing for me to be excitted about. IM SEEING GIRLS ALOUD TONIGHT!

xxx

Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzus

i have not blogged for a looooong time.
Sorry Nic but the ikea blog is gone i cannot be arsed.
basically me and Nic went to ikea, he bought a lovely rug, i then stuffed my face with a chocolate twist while watching him struggle with various boxes, we then went to a closed costa and made frescatos.

since i last blogged i have also failed my driving test fot the secound time. for being too hesisant which is like the worst reason ever. Even more annoyingly Duz passed today so now i fear for my life when anywhere near a road. he stalled twice and touched the kurb loads and still passed. was the examiners first job for the DSA? had he not been turned into a teen hating evil man.

toooday was a normal Josie day. got up did some revision, got scrappy back from someones garden. rolled into school at about 1, told lucy and leah about the time i was a black midget, had a poor excuse for an enlgish lesson and then came home.

i'm going to go now beacuse i dont plan my blogs :P

i will blog more now i promise!

byyyyyyyyyyeee
xxxx

Stolen

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"Josie needs air"

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Type "[your name] wants" into Google search:

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"Josie does Edinburgh"

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"josie hates mark ass tricks and rotas!"

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"Josie Loves Barney -- Matthew Barney"

Type "[your name] goes" into Google search:

"Josie goes to the vet. Josie has to go to the vet in the morning and get fixed. She'll be gone over night and mom will get her Saturday morning "

Type "[your name] has" into Google search:

"Josie has moved into a small home of her own in North Wales, goes to college and loves the company of her boyfriend Iwan Griffith,"

thankyou Lucy!

Fucked off

Im fucked off with the amount of coursework i have to do and how im trying so ahrd but going no where

I'm fucked that im still ill and have so much coursework to do but all i want to do is sleep

I'm fucked off with people and the wya they act like the world revolves around them, and im fucked off with these people friends who wont let you moan about them

I'm fucked off with 40d becuase im trying to watch last weeks skins but its being an arse

and Nic if your reading this talk to me i've been trying to get hold of you havent talked to you for too long and i fancy a chat and a moan :)

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I've haaad a reallly goooood

night tonight :D

i have so much coursework to do for wednesday and friday buuuuuuut i really dont care.

i'll do it another time :P

(8) oooooonnnneeeee mooooooooorrrre ttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

A vodka and coke if your asking

Well last night was my party, as you all probably know becuase i think the people that read this blog were all there. i got a bit drunk but hey it was my 18th. My dad, Andy, Joe Nic, Duz and another person i can't remeber all bought me drinks. Not everyone i invited turned up but last night showed me who my real friends are really, and the that mattered showed up and i love them all .

It was a ngiht of many amusing incidents like wehn i manged to get a stickey arm from coughing vodka and coke down it, i also managed to get a swallon thumb joint thats blue today from when dancing to reach by S club 7 i hit it off the heel of my shoe.

Andys mum and dad also showed up and stood in the corner talking to my dad all night and andy's mum bopped to herself after saying that she didnt want to dance with us because she'd show us up, but i think we did a pretty good job of that by ourselves. Me and andy worked out that Steve (andys dad) must have had at least 6 pints and my dad had at least 8. My farther was slightly merry and i think annoyed the taxi driver on the way home by messing with this radio. They also imformed me that we are having a bbq on 13th July :S.

At the end of the night when i was saying goodbye to duzzy he picked me up and told andy that he was taking me with him. It was a scary experiance, duzzzy was fucked as he put it. I also thought i had gone to sleep in my bed, and woke up confused in the middle of the night in bed with andy in the computer room.

anyways i shall be off now
thankyou everone again who came, and those that didn't well your twats
night
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