Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Wheeeeey!

I tried bloggin about some amusing things last wednesday but then my interent broke and has only just started working tonight.

i need to sahre the news that; I AHVE FINALLY PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! so yes i've been out in my car over the past two days cruising around. Today me and my sister went into KFC in redditch to gt a bucket that she has wanted us to get when i pass for about the last 6 months.

i then went to pick Lucy up so we could watch the dvd for english synoptic. outside lucys hous ei had a bit of an argument with a dustbin lorry. who jsut kept moving towards em and wouldnt stop. resulting in me reversing up the road and into a wheelie bin haha.

the dvd was the most boring thing ever and was spose to be funny. it wasa bout an alcholic vicors wife who slept with an indain man. so instead we wtaced scrappy chase flies and he slapped me round the face. little bitch.

xxxx

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

I was going to do lots of revision today

But i haven't. I have done sod all. I was woken up at 7 this morning by the birthday boy some how mananging to open my door, jump on my bed and lick my face. Yes today is Scrappy's Birthday. He is 5. Kathryn has just taken him out on a big birthday walk.

Yester day was just as pointless but it really wasn't my fault. I got up early ready to apply for accomdation for Bath. It is was at a first come first serve basis and application opened at 9am. So i logge don tot he student portal which was really slow due to like over 1000 people trying to apply for accomadation at the same time. but i filled out the form put on my 3 choices. it then said click finish to save application and pay £150 deposit so i did and some weird thing came up and took me back to the home page. i checked my aplpication status and it had saved my choices but said my deposit hadn't been payed so my application couldnt be processed. So i e-mailed the accomdation people who told me that the finance page wasn't working and that they would conact me at a latter date for my deposit.

Annnd i spent £3.40 on bus fair to go to school to find out that miss orchard was away so i shouldnt have left the house. but i did see Lucy and Lou in subway which mad emy journey feel slightly less wasted.

xxx

Thursday, 29 May 2008

"Look Josie, They're flying Josie"

After Nic called me a big homosexual and bullied me into blogging, here i am after pulling myself away from a geography geek orintated game of placing counteries on a map.

Well im back from the house ot Shaw to the boring house if Mclaren. where my mother accused me of being an alcholic becuase i have bacardi breezers in my wardrobe.

my mind is actually blank of things nto blog about which is strange from me. Appart from i do have to say that Girls aloud was the best night of my life. Me and kathryns seats were at the very back but we were sat behind two men who as my sister said "bats for the other team" which made it all better! we were on a boring row were they all sat down where as me and Kathryn stood up and danced and sung and screamed all night! and now i have a poster

Josie
xx

Friday, 23 May 2008

excitment

New people moved in over the road today. Brian who was my dads amte and an absolute ledge has moved out. He has gone to live with his new fiancee Fi in Hagley because its too rough around here. so far from what i have seen from the new people one has a mullet and was drinking beer in the road and he also appears to have a chavvy son.

Also in the Mclaren house we finally have the new coffe table. its huge and amount as big as the lounge.

Aaaaaand finally the mst important thing for me to be excitted about. IM SEEING GIRLS ALOUD TONIGHT!

xxx

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzus

i have not blogged for a looooong time.
Sorry Nic but the ikea blog is gone i cannot be arsed.
basically me and Nic went to ikea, he bought a lovely rug, i then stuffed my face with a chocolate twist while watching him struggle with various boxes, we then went to a closed costa and made frescatos.

since i last blogged i have also failed my driving test fot the secound time. for being too hesisant which is like the worst reason ever. Even more annoyingly Duz passed today so now i fear for my life when anywhere near a road. he stalled twice and touched the kurb loads and still passed. was the examiners first job for the DSA? had he not been turned into a teen hating evil man.

toooday was a normal Josie day. got up did some revision, got scrappy back from someones garden. rolled into school at about 1, told lucy and leah about the time i was a black midget, had a poor excuse for an enlgish lesson and then came home.

i'm going to go now beacuse i dont plan my blogs :P

i will blog more now i promise!

byyyyyyyyyyeee
xxxx

Saturday, 19 April 2008

Stolen

Type "[your name] needs" into Google search:

"Josie needs air"

Type "[your name] looks like" into Google search:

" Josie looks like she's ready to dive off your lap onto the dog to hitch a ride. Yee haw! "

Type "[your name] likes" into Google search:

"Josie likes my art, for which I am totally and absolutely flattered. Josie’s art work is unique and eternal"

Type "[your name] says" into Google search:

"Josie says "bye-bye" to the camera."

Type "[your name] wants" into Google search:

"Josie wants your heart"

Type "[your name] does" into Google search:

"Josie does Edinburgh"

Type "[your name] hates" into Google search:

"josie hates mark ass tricks and rotas!"

Type "[your name] loves" into Google search:

"Josie Loves Barney -- Matthew Barney"

Type "[your name] goes" into Google search:

"Josie goes to the vet. Josie has to go to the vet in the morning and get fixed. She'll be gone over night and mom will get her Saturday morning "

Type "[your name] has" into Google search:

"Josie has moved into a small home of her own in North Wales, goes to college and loves the company of her boyfriend Iwan Griffith,"

thankyou Lucy!

Monday, 14 April 2008

Fucked off

Im fucked off with the amount of coursework i have to do and how im trying so ahrd but going no where

I'm fucked that im still ill and have so much coursework to do but all i want to do is sleep

I'm fucked off with people and the wya they act like the world revolves around them, and im fucked off with these people friends who wont let you moan about them

I'm fucked off with 40d becuase im trying to watch last weeks skins but its being an arse

and Nic if your reading this talk to me i've been trying to get hold of you havent talked to you for too long and i fancy a chat and a moan :)

x