Monday, 29 December 2008
Sorry this isn't a proper blog
1.What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?well i think most important thing was going to uni really quite a big new step
I also had my first legal drink
aaaand cant remeber but thee is probably some other things i cant think of.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I never make new year resolutions
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?i dont think so.....
4. Did anyone close to you die? nooo thankfully
no5. What countries did you visit?errrrm just wales i think
6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?haha money please
7. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?errrrm waaaaales the day we nearly died :P, my birthday , results day and there is sure many that i forgot.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?my a level results, proving Mrs Nibbs wrong lol
9. What was your biggest failure? general studies? lol, not sure, dont think there was anything else.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?ohhh yes, freshers flu actually killed me, and the time i hurt my leg and couldnt get to geography :P i hurt myself so much.
11. What was the best thing you bought? paying my rent for my uni room, technically i dont own it but it was allot of money.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration? confused :S
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?haha dont think anyones behaviour has ever made me depressed althouigh certain people at unis behaviour does depress me
14. Where did most of your money go?gosh darn raccomdation and icaland food and the oocasional tipple
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? errrrrrm waaaales cus im sad?
16. What song will always remind you of 2008? Seeeeeeeex iiiiiisss oooooon fiiiiiiiiire, waering my rollex, when i grow up, disturbia (webbs crew baby), Thats not my name, low low low, four minutes of there is too many
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:i. happier or sadder? happierii. thinner or fatter? id say happiness and thinness stayed the same, but i tell you what im allot poorer
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? well of the summer i worked loooooads, spent allot more time with people. Can't really rmeber, oh and drinking.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?nothing i think
20. How will you be spending Christmas?I spent it with my fmaily just the four of us and scrappy
22. Did you fall in love in 2008? haha well i actually fell in love with him in o7 but tstill in love
23. How many one-night stands?haha no
24. What was your favourite TV program? outnumbered cus im a geeeek and casualty and many more but it escapes my mind right now
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? haha ermt hink i hate the same people
26. What was the best book you read? hummmm, the dog in the war, joke i havent read it. you great gatsby is my actually favourite boook ... not
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?r n b baby
28. What did you want and get?not sure :S
30. What was your favourite film of this year?madagascar 2 and mamma mia
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?18 and it was easter sunday so didnt do much that actually day but on the friday i had a paarrrtaaaay
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?im not sure, i was pretty happy this year!
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008? The tramp look
34. What kept you sane?noooothing
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? i cant remeber lol
36. What political issue stirred you the most? nothing really appart from wanting obama to win lol
37. Who did you miss?my firends i left behind while at university
38. Who was the best new person you met? Quite a few people actually
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:just go for it wahts the worst that can help it?
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year: urrrrm blank mind...... " I like where we are when we drive in your car"
Thursday, 27 November 2008
Home time
But anyway im getting really fed up of saying a sentance and having each word i say discected and people doing impressions that end up scouse. Everyone says how they love my accent and how course it is. but im like guys mt accent really isnt that strong, if you go to Birmgham you'll see. My accent was funny at first but we have been here nealry 10 weeks now lets let it go!
Anyway rant over and i'm going home to escape this
Josie
xxxx
Sunday, 26 October 2008
Today
Also someone has stolen one of my plates , my can opener and my sharp knife.
our halls is in trouble because moving fire extinguishers is illigal.
Ive got my heels stuck in fields 3 times since getting here.
my university is also a farm and the other instead of doing work i watched a cow scratching its head on a post for half an hour.
I jumped in a river not realising i had a hole in welly causing me to get a numb foot!
I got my thumb stuck in a clothes arier for a considerably long amount of time which caused 3 days of major discomfort.
watching senior students chase chinease men is my new sport!
i have learnt that use by dates arent there to be followed if its smells and looks ok eat it!
tomorrow night bath spa has talent :)
and this is a small snippet of my university life! I will blog properly soon i promise! ( it has only been two months!)
x
Saturday, 23 August 2008
Oh Webbs
Dear Josie
Our human resources department have given me your details as you have noted on your application form that you play the clarinet.
As you will be aware, from time to time we organise events for our customers and i would like ot know if you would be happy to give a preformance during one or maybe more of theses events.
If you would like to take part [please can you let me know on bla bla
I look forward to hearing from you.
your sincerely
Catherine sinclair
Marketing department
oh dear webbs im going to cry when i leave you in around three weeks!
on another note i go to wales on tuesday come home firday and go again on monday. Whooo Wales
xxxxx
Friday, 15 August 2008
Baaaarrrrtttttth Sppppaaarrrr!
So Yesterday was the day we ahve all been waiting for reults day! I got into my first choice bath spa or barth spar as the peple there and Dom say. I needed to get 3C's or 240 UCAS point and i got BCD so it all wored out good. Unfortunatly my A Levels did not speell DUUDE like they did last year but i thought it was quite a good improvment.
My B was in Geography which is quite an improvement on the E of last year! I also got my first ever A in a module in Geography for my coursework. so yeh mum hte soil in freezer bags in teh garage all worked out good in the end.
My C shockingly was in Textiles. Lord knows how i got better on my coursework than last year i think there was a bit of playing with the marks by the teachers but who cares.
The D was in english which was a bit disapointing but ill live i got in so who cares!
Oh and i also failed genreal studies again hahahahaha and the general exam i thought i'd done really well at i got 31/90 whoops.
My nan phoned me when i got home and a frustrating me and nan converstation followed. She was disapointed that i got no As but said i still did well to get into Bath because it is a good university. I have not yet had there heart to tell her that im going to Bath Spa university which has only been a uni since 2005 and not the university of Bath which has been a university for many years.
also my day was made today when mr Baker e-mailed me to ask what i got beacuase he was on his was back from America Yesterday :)
xxx
Sunday, 3 August 2008
I keep meaning to blog
well anyway the most excitting thing for me atm is:
I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW!
Yes me and Andrew are going to Cornwall Camping. Hopefully the weather will be nice and not rain becuase otherwise it will be pants. well i ahve packed and re packe dmy bag three times now because its relaly big and full and like the size of andrews boot, but after Nic telling me stuff like i dont need 3 skirts it is now slightly smaller. Andy's still going to moan tomorrow. Also do not get me started about the stupid time in which he wnats to leave in the morning. We are going to hit every little bit of traffic going.
Also im am pooing myself about results day. i had a dream in which i failed everything and had to stay at waseley for another year. I have now convined myself that this is going to happen!
I'll show you my holidays pics
joooosiiieee
xxx
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Wheeeeey!
i need to sahre the news that; I AHVE FINALLY PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! so yes i've been out in my car over the past two days cruising around. Today me and my sister went into KFC in redditch to gt a bucket that she has wanted us to get when i pass for about the last 6 months.
i then went to pick Lucy up so we could watch the dvd for english synoptic. outside lucys hous ei had a bit of an argument with a dustbin lorry. who jsut kept moving towards em and wouldnt stop. resulting in me reversing up the road and into a wheelie bin haha.
the dvd was the most boring thing ever and was spose to be funny. it wasa bout an alcholic vicors wife who slept with an indain man. so instead we wtaced scrappy chase flies and he slapped me round the face. little bitch.
xxxx
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
I was going to do lots of revision today
Yester day was just as pointless but it really wasn't my fault. I got up early ready to apply for accomdation for Bath. It is was at a first come first serve basis and application opened at 9am. So i logge don tot he student portal which was really slow due to like over 1000 people trying to apply for accomadation at the same time. but i filled out the form put on my 3 choices. it then said click finish to save application and pay £150 deposit so i did and some weird thing came up and took me back to the home page. i checked my aplpication status and it had saved my choices but said my deposit hadn't been payed so my application couldnt be processed. So i e-mailed the accomdation people who told me that the finance page wasn't working and that they would conact me at a latter date for my deposit.
Annnd i spent £3.40 on bus fair to go to school to find out that miss orchard was away so i shouldnt have left the house. but i did see Lucy and Lou in subway which mad emy journey feel slightly less wasted.
xxx
Thursday, 29 May 2008
"Look Josie, They're flying Josie"
Well im back from the house ot Shaw to the boring house if Mclaren. where my mother accused me of being an alcholic becuase i have bacardi breezers in my wardrobe.
my mind is actually blank of things nto blog about which is strange from me. Appart from i do have to say that Girls aloud was the best night of my life. Me and kathryns seats were at the very back but we were sat behind two men who as my sister said "bats for the other team" which made it all better! we were on a boring row were they all sat down where as me and Kathryn stood up and danced and sung and screamed all night! and now i have a poster
Josie
xx
Friday, 23 May 2008
excitment
Also in the Mclaren house we finally have the new coffe table. its huge and amount as big as the lounge.
Aaaaaand finally the mst important thing for me to be excitted about. IM SEEING GIRLS ALOUD TONIGHT!
xxx
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzus
Sorry Nic but the ikea blog is gone i cannot be arsed.
basically me and Nic went to ikea, he bought a lovely rug, i then stuffed my face with a chocolate twist while watching him struggle with various boxes, we then went to a closed costa and made frescatos.
since i last blogged i have also failed my driving test fot the secound time. for being too hesisant which is like the worst reason ever. Even more annoyingly Duz passed today so now i fear for my life when anywhere near a road. he stalled twice and touched the kurb loads and still passed. was the examiners first job for the DSA? had he not been turned into a teen hating evil man.
toooday was a normal Josie day. got up did some revision, got scrappy back from someones garden. rolled into school at about 1, told lucy and leah about the time i was a black midget, had a poor excuse for an enlgish lesson and then came home.
i'm going to go now beacuse i dont plan my blogs :P
i will blog more now i promise!
byyyyyyyyyyeee
xxxx
Saturday, 19 April 2008
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thankyou Lucy!
Monday, 14 April 2008
Fucked off
I'm fucked that im still ill and have so much coursework to do but all i want to do is sleep
I'm fucked off with people and the wya they act like the world revolves around them, and im fucked off with these people friends who wont let you moan about them
I'm fucked off with 40d becuase im trying to watch last weeks skins but its being an arse
and Nic if your reading this talk to me i've been trying to get hold of you havent talked to you for too long and i fancy a chat and a moan :)
x
Monday, 7 April 2008
I've haaad a reallly goooood
i have so much coursework to do for wednesday and friday buuuuuuut i really dont care.
i'll do it another time :P
(8) oooooonnnneeeee mooooooooorrrre ttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
Saturday, 29 March 2008
A vodka and coke if your asking
It was a ngiht of many amusing incidents like wehn i manged to get a stickey arm from coughing vodka and coke down it, i also managed to get a swallon thumb joint thats blue today from when dancing to reach by S club 7 i hit it off the heel of my shoe.
Andys mum and dad also showed up and stood in the corner talking to my dad all night and andy's mum bopped to herself after saying that she didnt want to dance with us because she'd show us up, but i think we did a pretty good job of that by ourselves. Me and andy worked out that Steve (andys dad) must have had at least 6 pints and my dad had at least 8. My farther was slightly merry and i think annoyed the taxi driver on the way home by messing with this radio. They also imformed me that we are having a bbq on 13th July :S.
At the end of the night when i was saying goodbye to duzzy he picked me up and told andy that he was taking me with him. It was a scary experiance, duzzzy was fucked as he put it. I also thought i had gone to sleep in my bed, and woke up confused in the middle of the night in bed with andy in the computer room.
anyways i shall be off now
thankyou everone again who came, and those that didn't well your twats
night
x
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Today And Yesterday
Today me and Leah being the geeks that we are went into school to do some textiles. We did some sewing and stuff and then spent a long peroid of time drinking tea ( we both have it with 2 sugars) and then finishing off the one day out of date crumpets for the food department.
speak soon guys
xxx
Sunday, 23 March 2008
It's my birthday
Today along with Lucy mason i drank my first legal drink and tomorrow with my Drew i should be buying my first drink.
I am also writting this on my sexy new lap top!
byeeeeee
xx
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
You can never tell a story serously.....
can't blog properly
textiles!
x
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Despite rumours....
An accidental brushing of hands has been tacken too far by Kelly and Mr Baker :P
byyyeeeeee
x
Friday, 7 March 2008
Thursday, 28 February 2008
Mr baker
jeeeeessuus
I still wish to marry him though
x
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
Coursework WILL be the death of me
/rant over.
My parents are now back from australia so i am sporting and sexy australia hoody that as ron pointed out isnt actually a hoody. Today i saw photosof there trip and wana go now!
the roos are as big as people!!
my day has been amde better by hearing the news that theres gonna be another youth camping trip this summer!!
anyway m of to talk to poeple on msn and do like a paragraph of english coursework! I FOUND ARCADIA!!!
xxxx
Saturday, 16 February 2008
Im turning into Leah Glover
another reason that i have not gone out is becuase im shattered because i am ill and beacuse i was up late shouting at year 11s to follow the ruels i had pinned to the door.
anyway goodnight i might watch casualty and go to bed
x
Sunday, 3 February 2008
well urm...
i celbrated this by watching series 3 of black books.oh why oh why god is there not a series 4?
today a old man at work told me i work hard and should be paid £10 an hour oh i wish thet was really true. he then told me about how all theese big companies get money hungry and neglect there workers. I love this man.
goodbye
x
Saturday, 2 February 2008
My Day
I then decided i relaly should do some textiles. I turned the house over to search for it but it was no where to be found. I swear last time i saw it was at the bottom of the stairs but its not there now! so this got me depressed and as i waved goodbye to my a levels i got into bed and watched series two of black books.
i was too depressedfor scrappy who only lay with me for ashort while before disappearing. I got out of bed for a bit to dye my hair. its not relaly that different althoguh i was hoping for it bo be so no one will probably tell.
I then watched the rest of black books and perked up a bit. So i played singstar which my mum then invaded and i beat her twice! we did a very good barbie girl duet though.
i then watched casualty and me and nic text each other about it and both got depressed again. I watched the one and only getting more fed up as elton John went out. i then came upstairs to licten to helloggodbye and i am now happy.
highlight of my life: I have bought tickets to see girls aloud!
Yours
Josie
x
Tuesday, 29 January 2008
Einstein shmeinstein
will blog properly soon
my knee cap is blue
x
Thursday, 17 January 2008
Vince <3
Vince Is a big fish with an attidude problem. He is alone in his tank once he had some fish friends but he ate them. See he is natrually a meat eater but rachel who is a vegetarian is trying to get him out of his meat eating ways and so feed him fish flakes. He has to be fed four times a day and apprently and when you do he can smell the meat of your fingers and tried to bite them. When you put food in his tank as well he swims to the bottom and then shoots himself at the food and jumps out the water at the top and if you don't fed him he jumps up and hits lid of the tank to let you know. Also once when rachels dad took the lid of the tank he jumped out and landed in a draw but they got a net and he survived.
He was named vince by my sister a few months ago.
I want a Vince. Anyway its about time i got ready to go to school really
bbbyyyyyeeee
x
Sunday, 13 January 2008
Oh my golly Gosh
i think coffee fumes have aafected me head today cus i've gone like majorly completly hyper.
I am also covered in ink after using my artistic meritin Ni'c birthday card. I also bought him a really cool present and if he dosn't like it ill have it back mr parkes.
My andrew is up a mountian this week on college based fun that i have had like 94837590736749 texts about so far moaning that he wants to come home. he had chicken and chips todaya nd apprently it was very dry. as i ssaid to him i will use this oppertunity to have lots of sex and party hard. hhahahahaha
goodbye my like 2 blog fans
xxxxxxx
Tuesday, 8 January 2008
Let's blog
Waaaaake me up before you go go.
soo whats been happening in mylfe?
really not that much its been taken over my geography revision and school. damn January exams i mocked the people that had some last year when i had none. i am re sitting an exam in englsih next wednesday on a book that i havent read for a year and even then didnt read the whole book.
oh how amusing.
and finally copying lucy i went to the shop today and i bought:
An anorak, a basketball, a coat, Dracula, an egg, fishfingers, a greenhouse, Haribo, ink, jewellery, a Kraftwerk CD, Lucozade, my mum, noodles, an organ, a prosthetic nose, something queer, rhubarb, Scrappy (,y dog dog), teabags, a ukelele, Vera, a wet wipe, xenophobia, a yetti, a zip, an anteater, bacon, a church, Diana's body and an emo.
Thursday, 3 January 2008
First Blog!
well now i feel the need to talk about my festive period. So my Christmas day was OK. i spent it with the family including my two nans who do crack me up. i got various things including a new camera after mine broke due to some sand and some wind. i also got various boks and a shower radio so my shower is just as good as Nic's but like £1000 cheaper apart from i bet his dad hasn't tapped bin bags to the bottom to stop it from leaking.
boxing day started with breakfast at which my nan said penis so i had to laugh into a tissue. I then got my presents of Andy which included high school musical 1 and 2, sing star and underwear. He just couldn't help himself.
I bought new year in with Leah x2 Kelly and Andy. It was really fun and we played shots snakes and ladders that i seemed to get the most shots. Also Kelly lippett got really drunk and made us all laugh rather a lot.
I'm going to go now because I'm boring myself.
yours faithfully
Josie McLaren
x